Friends, I try not to get too serious on this blog. I try to have fun, maybe make you laugh or at least crack a smile.
But sometimes, things happen that ain’t funny. Things that happened in my very own state of Arkansas that I need to talk about. What happened was this:
A woman named Eva Hicks was shopping at a Wal-Mart in Centerton, Arkansas. That is in the Northwest part of the state.
She asked a lady to please move so she could get by and the old bat went off on her and another lady who commented on her behavior. I’ll not repeat it all here, you can watch the video. Spoiler alert: Jerkface McRacist (I don’t know her real name, but this fits) gets invited the leave by the management of Wal-Mart.
I’m guessing Jerkface McRacist is not a smart, educated woman. I bet you a trip to Branson (with Bald Knobbers tickets) that the only 100 percent this woman ever got on a test involved her peeing on a stick.
I want people to know, we are all not like this in Arkansas. Most people I know are good, decent folks. And I am tired of the few folks who make us look like racist, stupid hicks by being…racist, stupid hicks.
If you are a racist jerkstick who thinks you are better than others because of the melanin level of your skin, just do us all a favor and do the following:
- Shut-up.
- Think and ponder for a moment about what you are going to say. Then just shut-up.
- Just shut-the-hell-up.
If I don’t like you, I am judging you because you are a jerk and not because of the color of your skin or what country your ancestors came from.
Ok, I’ll also judge you for what music you listen to, wearing male rompers, and not liking dogs.
If you are a good person, you are golden with me.
As I type this, I have no idea who this woman is. But here is her photo:

Jerkface McRacist
Someone knows her. Make her famous folks. Show the video to your kids as an example of how NOT to act.