Hey, guess what happens every four years? Well, besides the Summer Olympics.
We elect another President.
Ever since we started posting pictures of our pets and Waffle House meals on social media, some of us decided that when it comes to all political stuff, that we are entitled to Your opinion.
On behalf of many of us out there, let me just say this:
“We do not care about your political opinions.”
If political posts were more along the lines of “Hey, this is what I think and why I think it” or “I am voting for so-and-so because of X-Y&Z.” and we could all respond nicely, I would have no problem with y’all. But we can’t.
See, I have my opinions. Your hateful comment and meme are not going to change my mind. I say hateful, because there ain’t many positive political memes or comments I see out there on the Interwebs.
Now, I know you some of you just feel the need to change our minds with a link to an article or column that backs up your ideas or candidate. Or a photo of the candidate or candidates you don’t like in a photoshopped image with a goat. But really, what are you accomplishing?
Just so you get an idea of where your political opinion ranks on my list of things to care about, let me give you this list of other stuff I don’t care about that is on the same level as your political opinions:
- Anything Kardashian
- The Cleveland Browns
- The Dave Matthews Band
- The JC Penny Women’s Spring Line
- Geraldo Rivera
- Gluten free…anything.
- The 5th dentist in those Trident commercials
- Donny Osmond
- Florida-Georgia Line and all current country music
- The U.N.
- The gross annual GNP of Trinidad & Tobago
- What your baby did today
- Why you like Greek yogurt better than regular yogurt
- What is in a hot dog and why it is bad for me
- What you dreamed about last night
- Kanye West
- The Royal Family
- Your cat or cats in general
- Craft beer
- Imported water
- Anything edible that is called “cuisine”
- Canned asparagus
- How you do things “Up North”
- Kathy Lee (Hoda is cool)
- The Thigh Master
- The Arizona Diamondbacks
- John Stamos
- Bravo Channel
- Any of my ex-mother-in-laws
- Your political opinion
Notice where your political opinion ended up?
I end this post with a meme.