Its that time of year again. Time to take your brats to sit on the lap of some stranger at the mall.  You do that in July, and you're a bad parent.  You do it in December when the creep is dressed in a Santa suit and its all O.K. ...

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For all you who want to learn how to mess things up for every one else: http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2010/nov/28/mastering-the-bah-humbugs/